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Oh, C.J., how did I forget about you last week? You were almost certainly someone's RB1, and yet it's entirely possible that Carlos Hyde outscored you in Week 1. Not for that week - for the whole season. I'm not entirely sure that's true, but if someone off the street asked me "Hey, has C.J. even put up 30 points in total this season?" I'd be like "probably not, no." There's nothing entirely intimidating about the Oakland defense, but come on, man.
Oh hey, I just did the math on C.J. Anderson's scoring totals - he hasn't hit 20 points combined through four weeks yet. Not even 20! Through four weeks! I'd write a list of all the 20-point games that have been scored so far, but no one wants to read a list that's like 100 entries long.
True story: My fantasy draft could have somehow been WAY worse, as one of the guys in my draft tried to get me to pick Gronk in the first and swap first-rounders since he wasn't going to be able to make the draft. I mean, I shot him down immediately because I'm not a charity. And if you can't make the draft you don't deserve to pick Gronk, but if I had made that pick swap, autopick would have selected C.J. Anderson for me. I'm 1-3 on the year but I still thank God every day I didn't make that pick. So just remember: it could always be worse. Your first-rounder could've been C.J. Anderson. This platitude doesn't apply if you drafted C.J. Anderson. If you did, you've hit rock bottom. I'm sorry.
